@Chamomiles Davis: Are you the Blonde?

@Beer_Fart: Any 13 year old who has played Madden understands the concept of checking through progressions and reading coverage better than DA ever will.

@ArkansasFred: What are "Three things that are colored", Alex.

Seriously, nothing could ever be better than this.

All hail the Alpha and the Omega.

Re-animator (is greater than symbol) De-complicator

Now if we can get him off the web, destroy all existing copies of his print work, sterilize him, raze his house and salt the earth so nothing will ever growagain we'll be getting somewhere.

@kemperboyd: Also, I'm much more a Pete Bondurant guy.

@kemperboyd: Please point out a single word in this post that blames, shames, denigrates or in any way labels the accuser as "crazy". It aint there.

Obviously the concussions have confused him. Remember, Ben, it's only okay for you to rape when you are in Pittsburgh.

Maybe Simmons can earn his respect by playing to the basest instincts of rabid ideologues. Oh wait, Olberman has that covered.

@Juancho: Busy busy busy but you know I love ya. In a non-threatening, heterosexual way, of course.

Clearly no one checked your references.

You want to see someone looking crazy, send Whitlock an empty box of girl scout cookies. He'll show you some serious crazy.

@steve holt!: Yeah, I'll probably make it back to the Cleve for one of the dollar Sugardale nights.

Yeah, uh, having followed the Tribe starting in 1973 I'm not going to feel so bad for the circa 2008 fans. And for the record, no, it doesn't get better. Ever.

@skahammer: ...and that's why no one likes lawyers.

I do everything in my power to get the fuck out of the produce section as soon as humanly possible.

Never would have happened if they didn't line the beach with those steel I-beams.

Injury never would have happened if she just kept that ass up a little higher.