Let those who have never paraded down Bourbon Street in a dress cast the first stone.

@Juancho: I've hated Lemieux ever since he took a dive after being slashed by Adam Graves. Graves gets a 5 day suspension and the Rangers exit the playoffs.

So the Pirates will stop sucking and start diving?

Hey, Cleveland landed three teams in his top ten shitty franchises list. We're #1, We're #1...wait a second...

Not that there's anything wrong with...wait, no, there's a lot wrong with that.

Having actually done business with the government in New Orleans I'd be surprised if this assclown knows what day the Superbowl is on, let alone what state it's in.

If Leitch does blow he'll be the first person to speak faster than the speed of sound.

Laugh all you want, that group of kids is the largest crowd the Marlins will play in front of this year.

Please tell me this ends with Favre attempting to bang Elin and knocking up Mickelson's wife by accident.

They were practically asking for it. Did you see how they were dressed?

I need to get that image out of my mind. Here'a a pic of a hot blonde fashionista topless to help you do the same: [thesuperficial.com]

I always give police the benefit of the doubt but that officer was a frigging douche. He deserves to live in Indiana.

I loved him in "Radio".

Unlike Shawn Kemp, who illegitimately feared having a wife.

@lunewmexico: Have you seen my tattoo?

Schaudenfavre.

Me Chinese

@I Like Cheap Beer: Having grown up Irish-American amongst many relatives from the old country "snogging" was definitely part of my vocabulary.

Has anyone ever received a GOOD handjob?

@twoeightnine: Thanks, 289, much better. Also acceptable: hearing Mike Hunt (yes that's his real name) play it at the Apple Barrel on Frenchmen Street.