Notice that kickers didn't turn into pussies until soccer-style kicking came into the league?

Being a guy who wrongly wound up in custody due to the shrill misidentification of the a-hole who started the fight I pulled his annoying, deserved-a-beating-anyway ass out of I have to side with the Jets fan on this one. Hometown fans get the calls in these situations, it prevents riots.

@Daveinva: Really? Vegas is fun on Superbowl weekend? Who woulda thunk it.

@zihuatanejo: One of my funniest ever moments in a bar took place at Rudy's when the nasty old hag who was pouring drinks all afternoon pushed her glass across the bar, removed her apron came around the bar and climbed up on a stool. Dad always said to find a job that you love.

You know what would be really great? More partisan politics on this site, from both sides!

@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH: I don't think she limits it to three.

My transformation into Phil from "Modern Family" is all but complete.

Yet Mitchell and Ness still ignore my pleas for a Don Cockroft throwback.

Snail races? Damn you're gay.

@AzureTexan: Needs more Norv Turner.

Serves him right for not going to Domilisi's.

Hey, where are these guys from?

There's pretty much a 110% chance she hs the herp.

Leinart must have been PISSED when the intern showed up at Tropical Isle and told him to put down the hand grenade and get his ass to the Superdome.

My rooting interests are clear: for Siragusa to have an on-air heart attack.

@Bluenatic: I was wrong, Hary's forehead is smaller!

Yeah, but he was great in Harry and the Hendersons

@J-No: That's about as likely as finding a straight guy on Gawker.

@J-No: Pshaw. Like you'd ever see a woman on this site.

By no means at all is my son an angel,"