This weeks bet:

I once broke my wrist slamming it into a wall during a particularly acrobatic session. Didn't stop me though, so that's a drunken hookup SUCCESS.

I liked the version of this featuring Jeffrey Loria and Joe Girardi better.

Worst. Gloryhole. Ever.

@jodark: Yeah, back in my day we had to walk to school uphill. Both ways. While Dad shot us with .45 rounds.

And she still didn't whine as loudly as Nancy Kerrigan.

Are we sure Cassidy was drunk and not just choking?

Someone get that kid a commenter invite already.

A while back I wrote a lengthy blog entry about why we should give Texas back to Mexico. To think, I could have just posted that picture.

@BruschisBrewsky: and that was just referring to Madden.

I haven't seen someone shit the bed that bad since the last time I ate Skyline Chili.

@BruschisBrewsky: He's right, the AFC North accounted for six of their wins. Even Pittsburgh and those scumbags in Purple had soft defenses this season.

A country best known for the cups they hand you when you leave a bar on Bourbon Street.

First order of business: identify a dupe to blame when he inevitably fails. Fortunately there's no shortage in that organization.

@Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: I laughed my head off at that.

Ah yes, much like the swallows returning to Capistrano Pete Carroll plants his annual rumor that he's wanted in the NFL.

@YarbookPhoto: Nicely done

Did we learn nothing from OJ?

C'mon, he was just referencing the old Globetrotters routine where Curly pretends to toss a bucket of water on a fan but shoots him five times instead.

@TommTer: Isn't that what got Alomar in trouble with his wife?