@twoeightnine: Ask Bernie Madoff

@Lorem Ipsum: Nicely done.

Snyder believes he satisfied the rule by talking about his fantasy team with the waiter at the country club.

Lovie has thrown the flag, disputing the fact that it is snowing.

Photo: Baby got back.

@twoeightnine: No, that was Barbaro.

Salisbury was robbed! No, really, someone stole pics off of his laptop.

Congrats Will et al.

Wow, Tiger banged some real dogs.

Next thing you know Rick Reilly will be writing about his constant jacking off and how he likes wiping his ass.

@larispitler: Well this idiot Browns fan appreciates the fact that the team showed up and played hard despite being 1-11 and playing in arctic temperatures. But hey, I'm just an idiot.

@UkraineNotWeak: "I learned it from you, dad!"

Apparently "unleash hell" is Yinzerspeak for "bitch out".

Is it really news that a college football coach is a control freak with anger management issues?

@UkraineNotWeak: Ah-whoo, slut Woods got busted.

@cookierojas: Aha, it was you who stole the kishka!

@Vai Sikahe-man: from a sore ass?

Nothing says class like a spooge stain on the shirt that barely covers your tattooed tit.

Not a good week for Tigers.