@I Like Cheap Beer: Physically yes. Emotionally no.

@Juancho: Excellent point. Chin as well, while we're at it.

@The Gizmo from Pismo: Having actually bagged a chick with the pornstar mindset I have to disagree. Long after your wrist, fingers, forearm, elbow, toes, ankles, calves, neck, tongue, jaw and knees are worn out she'll still be looking at you with that unfulfilled expression. Either you're "that guy" or you aren't,…

Is there anything sexier than backfat?

Secret Homo Of The Year?

@ClintonPortishead: Wait, you're telling me hanson is a dude?

The good news is that even if he does "go OJ" and flee in the White Bronco there is no chance of him disrupting a Knicks playoff game.

@Phintastic: Cocaine is a helluva drug.

Long time since I listened to it, but holy shit is "Some Girls" a great album.

@rulesboy: Die, die, die! I hate you for making me laugh that hard.

@rulesboy: I'm an loooooong time Browns fan. If I didn't live on hope I wouldn't be living, ya know?

@Chris Hanson's Axe: As a Browns fan the idea of drafting Clausen or Bradford terrifies me. Then again, as a Browns fan, most Sunday afternoons terrify me.

@TrojanBrand: Yes, that and the whole "rookie salary structure the following year" thing.

@rulesboy: I guess you didn't see the games yesterday. Quinn, despite having no offensive line, running game, or receivers to speak of, had an excellent game.

The saying is so old it appeared in cuneiform the first time it was written: The enemy of Pete Carroll is my friend.

Would this be the first posthumous SHOTY awarded?

@Steve U: You must not have noticed, Tyra is black.

I was in Las Vegas celebrating my father's 60th birthday when Daulerio called...

Easily a 4 ham smuggler.

@The_Night_Man_Cometh: Shaw is a total hack. I'm a huge Terry Pluto fan.