@J-No: Precisely my dear. Has the author not heard of post-feminist sexuality? Own it, woman, and take what you want. We all benefit.

Wait a second, are you telling me that women pushing 30 sometimes take a younger guy home for the sole purpose of having a little fun? At Rick's? I'm shocked.

No jokes here, back in the pre-net days The National was a revelation for sports nerds, and Spy was reallllly fucking funny. I got to drink with Walter Monheit in clubs a couple nights, and if you know who that is then you're an old fuck like me.

TMZ now reporting that Tiger has also slept with The Starter Wife, J No, Lizzie and Clare.

Wait, Tiger hit that, too?

@J-No: bad as it all seems, it's still more dignified than appearing on Tool Academy.

If Brady had any class at all he'd spend some time working with 9/11 widows like Tiger Woods does.

@MattinglysSideburns: or Kevin Hall's rep as someone who can't hear sound.

Strange. She came off as nothing but classy on "Tool Academy".

Is it wrong that "Eye of the tiger" played in my head as I read that?

They should hire Julia Allison to play her in the made for Lifetime movie.

@AzureTexan: No, the Army Corps of Engineers destroys New Orleans every time they play.

@Beer-Fart: Not too much, it was the back end of a successful four team parlay (Colts -3, Browns +14, Vikings -11, Saints -3).

@istealllamas: No fair, Sterling, you already have a gig!

If the Saints win by more than three Wahoo is a happy man.

The world needs ditch diggers too, son.

From the looks of it the only thing being terrorized is Brittany's binger.

@KIMKARDASHIANSreggieBUSH: Here's hoping OC's don't start running the NFL Draft.

Elegance? Does he remove his cleats before tagging the base?

since their knack for getting inside sources to rat on their friends and their utter disdain for independent third-party confirmation allows them stay two steps ahead of the mainstream media