@J-No: You, Mom and your family will be in my prayers. Make the most of what you have left.

Ms. Wahoo's mother made a spectacular dinner followed by some great pies, candies and cookies. She followed that up with homemade zeppole. And she had a bottle of Jameson and a glass waiting when I walked in the door. Damn I love that woman.

@Weed Against Speed: Kitten Juggling? No! I can't watch this, turn it off.

@Gourmet Spud: Are you knowledgeable about bird law?

@Tony Reali's Winning Smile: Jerry Langford is not nearly as arrogant as Simmons.

@Artie Fufkin: Not Necessarily, +1 back at ya.

Former Yugoslav president Slobodan Milosevic is arrested in Tiger Woods

@HowardRoarkLaughed: No, I meant Wops, as in AJ.

@the earl of weaver: Weis doesn't sprint. The most he's capable of is a rapid amble, assisted by the forward lean.

LL Bean? Don't they bother sending you Wops the Vineyard Vines catalogues?

wait a second, something sounds fishy here. A woman agreed to have sex with a lacrosse player?

Oh c'mon, you haven't figured out that Pat Murphy was responsible for this yet?

Getting blackout drunk just means you don't have to lie to the police the next morning.

Fortunately the incident was caught on tape:

Where were you guys when I needed corroboration for my "Coaches shower with the athletes" rule? I haven't coached field hockey since.

@CumaeanSibyl: No he's not a rookie. He has what, 5 or 6 starts total?

@CumaeanSibyl: I'm basing this on his body of work. He's been surrounded by shitty players since entering the league. Today he played on a relatively level field and excelled.

Quinn has the potential to be a great QB. Yes, I said it.

@drifter1717: Funny stuff, never saw that before.