@adamtweber: Not since around 1955. #newyorkyankees

@Yes U Conn: My bad, you're right. Clearly the Yankees have rarely won and are always the spunky underdogs to root for. #newyorkyankees

@Pete Gaines: Ack! It's a young Kathy Najimy! You are a cruel man, Gaines. #philadelphiaphillies

If she thinks this is degrading wait til she accepts Daulerio's offer of a conciliatory free Smoky Tornado. #philadelphiaphillies

@SEDonaldson: "Degrading women"? Sorry, Sarah, but you covered that for us. Also, it wouldn't matter if it were man, woman, hermahrodite or some as-yet-to-be-discovered variant of gender performing this song, I'd still be laughing at you. #philadelphiaphillies

@formerly Chief Wahoo: a time when all the fans had to be excited about was Jason Giambi's mustache..

Sorry, guy, but My friends in New York post-college are mostly Yankees fans, so a couple years ago, I decided to be one too. is pretty much the definition of a bandwagon fan. #newyorkyankees

How was this not a hummer? #newyorkyankees

Cal Ripken does know that truth is a defense against libel, right? #worldseries

@AzureTexan: Shiner Bock sucks and both Memphis and North Carolina have better BBQ. If it weren't for Austin your state would be useless. #whyyourstadiumsucks

@AzureTexan: At least it's not in Texas. #whyyourstadiumsucks

Another reason Yankee Stadium sucks: I went on the opening weekend to see them play the Tribe. Opening weekend of the brand new stadium, and a beautiful, warm sunny Sunday afternoon, and there were 5000 empty seats. Pathetic. #whyyourstadiumsucks

Do you really want to see pics of me in my "slutty pirate" costume? #halloween

How sad for the people of Baltimore that they had to live with a scumbag owner who lied about moving the team. They also had Irsay.

Suzi Kolber seems fine balancing career, baby and turkey baster, why can't Erin?

I'm with you, man. Hot blonde twins? I'm in.

@akarl44: Would you be cool with a post about a 23 year old girl dying that bashed rugby?

@Hit Bull Win Steak: Buddy couldn't handle it.

Please, he's a soccer player, he dived. As soon as the other driver gets a red card he'll get up, dust himself off, and get right back in the game.

I guess her Uniboob jersey is in the cleaners.