I love this series, it reminds me of a lot of things I don't actually remember.

@DumpsterDining: I would like to take a 2 x 4 and smash the nuts of any Bostonians who gripe about this.

Maybe Donte Stallworth can drive him to the airport.

@Come Back Nate Davis!: LenDale has a nicer rack.

Did you guys create Jezebel just to make me feel better about the times I treated a date badly?

@supermike5alive: Nah, I was thinking something more Buckneresque.

Nice to see Victor Martinez get some postseason action. That being said, I hope the Red Sox lose in the most painful, horrifying and/or embarrassing way possible.

people who love Kid A...

@twoeightnine: obviously he's going to look slim by comparison.

Hey, Matt T shaved his beard!

@phoenix6666: It's true, your honor, this man has no life.

I think Drew wrote #2.

@Darascon: Logan has the Sam Adams beer garden. I once missed 12 consecutive shuttle flights while drinkng there.

@supermike5alive: who helped with the big words?

If Leitch didn't have a thing for sex with midgets and Daulerio didn't have a camera...

What do you expect from a graduate of a punk school like Michigan?

Do what I do when I miss a flight: airport bar! Then proceed to miss several more flights prior to causing a problem at the security checkpoint.

@Pete Gaines: I dig it bro, I do. For me, I come here to avoid lots of stuff. Politics, money, career, family, religion, responsibility, these are all things I come here to get away from. I love that you and many of the people I meet here are quite learned but I don't want the slightest shading of intellectual…

@Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: You may not be old enough, but there used to be a magazine called National Lampoon that did this sort of thing. They replaced the usual satire magazine with a faux publication consisting of brutally unfunny fake columns every so often. "Dick Nixon explains the new dance craze" sort of…

@Pete Gaines: well thank God, we finally got that sports/politics satire blog we were longing for.