Jesu Christo, this is what would happen if The Daily Kos fucked The Onion. No thanks.

@Pete Gaines: Pete I love you man but are we really defending National Review parodies on the 'spin?

It's like a masturbator's remake of The Conversation.

As a longtime East Villager I'm a little confused here. Help me out, Moe, how exactly does one determine the difference between being a "local" and being a "rent control riffraff"? Does the fact that I'm white sway the decision at all?

Delonte West, doubtful, valtrex.

@AuthenticDEEE: Yes, because when they posted the photo that accompanies the article that's clearly the last thing the editors wanted.

If I were a gambling man I'd bet that this site is going to suck today.

And yet somehow Rick Reilly still walks the streets a free man.

Seriously? Beach Volleyball. Put your average hot, oiled, scantily-clad Brazilian woman against your average Bears fan. We done now?

@Gourmet Spud: and if you feud with Marv Alpert you take the ass-licking and then accept the thousands of apologies.

@MagicJohnsonsT-Cells: but Buzz was only 13!

When this reaches it's inevitable ugly conclusion does Buzz release posthumous work for the next ten years like Tupac?

Even better was Mike's anti-Obama rant on todays show. Francesa is getting entertaining as he turns into an old bitch

I don't know, I thought they did a fine job with the '68 convention.

@Chris Hanson's Axe: A combination of respect for Juancho and fear of Carl Monday keeps me out of the liberry.

I have to say that I'm quite impressed that Buzz had the chutzpah to come on the site. Just for that I'll wait til the book is in paperback before shoplifting a copy.

Did you consider going with "Big Daddy Buzz" as a username?

Buzz,

I have heard from reliable sources

Well that settles it then, next year is definitely our year.