@Stev D: I think Harvey Fierstein is more likely.

Those guys were clearly diving.

@Armen Tamzarian: I'm willing to bet that Eddie the Bedbug actually had Paulies thumb cut off for stealing, not gambling.

Let's just take a look at those new party passes and make sure Jerry didn't wipe anything off on them.

@Brando: I'd watch a half hour of jaworski breaking down film every week.

That's actually a pic of the Stadium on "free admission if you have a full set of teeth" night.

I'm guessing the messages tapered off rapidly about the time the eight ball ran out and the xanax kicked in.

Clearly he's never seen "Swingers".

What's next, you going to try to tell me that Ochocinco isn't his real name?

I always said the Playboy Channel's naked news was ahead of it's time.

The new mascot is wayyyy more offensive than the Indian was, but then again I am biased.

And they call Chicago the hog butcher to the world?

I'd rather poke my eardrums out with chopsticks than listen to the truly insipid dialogue Cody Diablo writes.

Florio (writer of PFT) has a well known grudge against the Browns. A few other stories he recently published:

.. .. but upon further inquiry he admitted that he could have."

It's by far the most dangerous sport for young women

@KOGOD: That's one of those litmus test films, where you know anyone who raves about it just has shitty taste.

He could learn a thing or two from Albert Belle.

Maybe it's time that deadbeat Ed Werder started paying his way in.

@gabrielsong: Perhaps your newspaper was delivered a little late today. You missed the Yankees winning their division 1999-2006, inclusive. Just because they don't win the World Series every year doesn't disprove their advantage.