@MarkKelsosMigraine: I'd argue that the lack of sodomy references has today easily taking the lead.

In the ‘70s, under new owner Henry Kissinger, it was a communication method for CIA agents involved in the assassination attempt on Generalissino Pinochet.

@UpstateUnderdog: You have to appreciate the run Daniel Murphy made at the award.

I think I blew a load in my pants.

He still roamed around the East Village when I first moved here, looked like a ghost. I'm amazed he made it this long.

@supermike5alive: The funny part is that you don't have kids.

My kids will only watch Johnny Sokko.

Also beating the Browns this weekend:

@Pete Gaines: Even worse, I'm marrying into the gawker family. My parents are crushed.

@The Cajun Boy: She's great, thanks. Super busy with Fashion Week. We're still figuring out our wedding plans. I'm holding out for a bagpiper and Chinese dragon dancers.

@Bobby Big Wheel: How ironic.

@Matt_T: Were you banned from Gawker as well? Solidarity!

Does it come with a paper-towel roll tube and a candle?

@Chris Hanson's Axe: Neither does Choire, I'm guessing.

@supermike5alive: care for a head-to-head side bet, just to keep it interesting?

@UpstateUnderdog: But you can get a Guinness there now, which greatly enhances my stadium experience while lessening that of those around me.

The wrestling coach at our high school used to shower with the team. Hearing that was the last time anything sports-related creeped me out this much.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: She plays with a deep bench?

Skin-ner!

"Cultural thing" my ass, cut that hair, hippy!