He should have expected it, going out in that short skirt and all.

@TheUCanes: The Boise State player had every right to say something to Blount (who talked trash non-stop leading up to the game). Nor was it an "ass-whoopin", it was a cheap sucker punch. No justification whatsoever.

Can I collectively sue the Cleveland franchises for bankrupting my hopes and dreams?

@Civil Negligence: Gonna get me a shotgun and kill me all the whities I see.

@Juancho: How obviously easy it would be to get over on them?

Still better written than anything she has published.

What would you expect from Barnett? Guy earned a scholarship for his play with the Beavers.

Does this end with Rodriguez nailing Padma Lakshmi?

Ted Ginn, Jr. as a high first-rounder? Good luck with that.

The picture was actually taken during the swimsuit competition of the "Miss Indiana" pageant.

Seeing the picture, I'd rather be attacked by a real cougar.

Duh. When I played collegiate Rugby we regularly went over the legal limit as well. We're talking BAC here, right?

Anyone else see the hidden cam footage shot in the green room?

..and he still can't beat the Sweatervest.

Who'd have thought you'd ever see Al Davis holding a sign at a Broncos game?

If Marge Schott were still alive I'd definitely take a bleacher seat over the Owner's box.

I think that's great, as long as her husband's shirts still got ironed.

Elway can choke on a bag of dicks.

Clearly AJ remembers what happened to Sonny at the tollbooths.

Rub some dirt on it, Ben.