I frequently pummel myself while thinking of Gina Carrano.

Narron went on to point out the doctored photos of the moon landing as further support of his story.

@HockeyinHD:Britney actively courted the press; Erin did not. Apples and oranges. Ripe, juicy oranges.

It should really be legal to shoot at Paparazzi. I'm not saying we should be able to actually shoot them, just that it should be legal to shoot reallllly close to them.

@The Vanderbilt Communist: Oddly, that's exactly when I stopped masturbating to her.

The Cavs traded basically nothing for an all star center after getting dominated by Howard in the playoffs, and people call this a bad trade?

It's not so much losing one girlfriend as it is gaining 29 pieces of road beef.

Yet they still refuse to take a pitch meeting on my "Joe Buck gets raped by a biker gang" idea.

I guess, "We're on Long Island, where men look like the half-a-fag Gotti progeny" doesn't roll off the tongue quite so easily.

@Sculptor?!? I just met her!: It's way deeper than that. The Browns were in line to win the Superbowl and lost on flukey, incredibly hard luck plays three different times. The Tribe was a favorite to win two world series and lost both on horribly heartbreaking plays. The Cavs had amazing talent and were destroyed by…

@MrRedDevil: BTW, Cedar Point kicks Disney's ass seven days of the week.

@Sculptor?!? I just met her!: He's keeping quiet at home, listening to the game on the radio so he can hear Joe Tait call it. How cool is that?

@MrRedDevil: Do I really need to point out the incredible heartbreak that Cleveland fans have dealt with over the years? Orlandos suffering is a pimple, Clevelands is a malignant tumor.

Okay, just spoke to Juancho, he tells me everything is going to work out.

@Cecil's Wielder: One more in my list of "why the Magic should suffer the jinx". Also, Turkoglu talked about celebrating tonight. Put the whammy on you half-muslim half-christian fucko!

@Encouraging Referee Pitman: It is fun to watch the game on tv and listen to Sterling's call, just for the amusement at how completely wrong his calls are. If I did my job as badly as he does his I'd be fired.

@FlashIsBack: Not too bad, I'm a pro in that area. I already have the halftime joint rolled to calm me down.

@Sculptor?!? I just met her!: Michael Kay can eat a bag of dicks.

@FlashIsBack: Sorry, man, I'm a little nerved up. My woman took the dog and went to her parents house tonight. Yes, it's that bad.

@FlashIsBack: In game five, an elimination game for the Cavs, in Cleveland, Orlando went to the line seven more times than Cleveland.