A: Cherry Cheesecake, a platter of buffalo wings and a gallon of ranch dressing

Why is Michael Cera coaching women's softball?

Jim Leyritz gave me driving lessons.

I still think there was some sort of Rosie Ruiz action going on here.

During Mardi Gras a few years ago I saw a guy take a leak while standing at a bar. Just whipped it out, pissed on the floor, and kept drinking. That, my friends, is a professional.

A pirate looks at the 40 yard line?

Which one is The Starter Wife?

@Afino: I used to date a Catholic girl. As soon as we finished in bed she would jump up, get dressed, and pretend nothing happened. NBC reminds me of her.

Retard porn: the ultimate taboo.

Great frigging game. Sucks to see Rondo be such a punk-ass though, he is doing so many other things right.

Whitlock is a fine one to talk. He committed a hate crime against a Baconator yesterday.

@Paul Zuvella: The Hooters stuff is just in there for the tit-ilation

Take it to game seven and beat the hell out of him.

@Paul Zuvella: A-Rod sat in the largest baseball-related press conference I've ever seen and swore up and down that he never used steroids as a Yankee. If Selena Roberts can prove that he did isn't that pretty much the definition of good journalism?

Hooters waitresses are just strippers who didn't make the varsity squad.

@supermike5alive: Shame you're not getting that far.

@Juancho: Indeed.

@supermike5alive: Assuming your team is lucky enough to make it that far are you up for another bet this year? I'm still bummed I had to use the Celts avatar last season after losing.

First time anyone in Boston ever cheered for a brother punching a white guy.

Much sexier than her german cousin, Molly Uberalles.