@Fatty_B: I've played my share of concrete field ball in the city.

In a perfect world Bobby Knight would be our Secretary of State.

Wow. Godspeed, Rick, the place will be worse for your absence.

Who says Jets fans aren't quick to adapt?

Here's a video of Jayson Williams getting tazed:

Being a Browns fan, pretty much any Broncos uni makes me want to throw up.

@Chris Ethel Berman: Behold:

Went to the draft Saturday and actually saw a guy wearing a Joey Harrington jersey. Brilliant.

Somewhere Tim Couch rolls over, takes another hit of sterno and cackles maniacally.

Matteau! Matteau! Matteau!

I don't know, doesn't sound like a bad way to spend retirement to me.

Nice field...for me to poop on!

Freddie offered to blow me for a box seat.

What's the russian translation of "Danny Heatly"?

Nothing new here, I used to date a stripper who lived in Atlanta and commuted to New Orleans to work on the weekends. Imagine these gals know what I'm talking about.

Bring back Gabe Kaplan!

Other things Reilly does not understand: comedy, relevance.

Whatever. I once smoked a dozen consecutive one-hitters, you hear me bragging?

Where's Winslow?

Bring back fat Favreau!