I was expecting someone to post this:

Foster care? Well of course they are out of control.

Well, population is a key figure- we outnumber the Aussies about 13-to-1, so our 9-year-old-hooliganism rate is actually below what you would expect.

Those girls are gonna get The Boot:

“Where are their parents? Seriously!” -R Kelly

“After the two girls got into a fight about cigarettes and abused an elderly lady.”

Gotta disagree hard on this one. IMO Jagged Little Pill holds up as a top 10 90s album. It’s a viscerally angry album and Alanis is SO GOOD at getting her emotions across.

nor would anyone with half a brain,..

nor would anyone with half a brain,..

came here to post this too

came here to post this too

With a name like Truly Young, she could skip college and go straight to Bond girl.

I’m just here to watch you get completely fucking owned for not knowing how subways work but pretending your opinion on them is great and important. 

“infantesimal”

“infantesimal”

Sure, but the phone at least has a metal shell and some glass to take some pressure before it punctures a battery...this has some thin plastic?

Sure, but the phone at least has a metal shell and some glass to take some pressure before it punctures a…

Dove where parked.

This article is pretty clearly for people who go out of their way to make other people’s lives a tiny bit easier.

He’s going to be crushed during discovery when he finds out that the Devin Nunes’ Mom account is real.

How? Like how all debunkers and people who have gone so far past cynicism that even common sense eludes them, he’d come up with another way to insult him just to not be wrong.

Why would a NASA engineer/astronaut know care what some guy in a tinfoil hat thinks?

I like when he drives the NASA rover car thing & the trainer is like “Wow you’ve caught on to driving this so much more quickly than most people” and you can so clearly see in his face him thinking, “I’m a 4x (now 5x) F1 champion dude.”

What do you mean by easy to handle? You don’t have to truck electricity down the interstate, or pump it through pipelines that can leak, or refine it from crude to what you actually end up using. You can’t spill electricity while charging your vehicle and electricity doesn’t evaporate into polluting fumes. The…