Hang on, I’m confused., Why is trump sending her texts?

Just lie - POTUS

The GIF just keeps cycling. 

It's also pretty ironic that someone at Barstool wouldn't know how to cut and paste 

It wasn’t me! - Shaggy

Tell them armed men were holding you at gunpoint! - Ryan Lochte

I think you’re confusing rally with a GM dealership. 

Ummm Group B died because everyone was putting out 4wd Formula 1 cars with paper thin fenders, which killed a few drivers spectacularly. Its final deadly crash, of Henri Toivonen, led directly to Group B being banned. Had nothing to do with idiot fans who still lined tracks like maniacs well past Group B.

Jokes on them.   The US didn’t lose a single F-35 during the Vietnam war. 

Of course. Same management.

I tell ya, golf courses and cemeteries are the biggest wastes of prime real estate.

My mother in law gave us a himalayan salt lamp for christmas, and that thing is fricken delicious!

It always sounded plausible to me!

Ionizing radiation is really bad for your health. It’s also not released by heating things with a small flame, and it doesn’t do anything to free radicals in the air. You’d be much better off with a real air purifier.

Oh yes it did.

Indy Vs F2 would be pretty interesting

You seem to have forgotten BMW Sauber-Ferrari

To drive the point home, here’s last year’s reveal livery.

There’s virtually no chance this will be their actual livery. They do something like extreme like this for the reveal and go back to the usual for the actual car. Red Bull even said the livery is a one off. 

Donuts on the interstate will get you pulled over.