If it’s the sixth year of the Kitten Bowl, shouldn’t the Roman numeral be VI (6), not IV (4)?

Not the “O face” that I planned on showing her...

No standout features?

(Adam) Savage.

Actually, Telegram supports playing back voice messages at two times speed; something not offered by WhatsApp. It also supports multiple devices; something not supported by WhatsApp. It has standalone apps for Windows; something not supported by WhatsApp. It supports autoplay of next voice message; something not…

Ok, that’s the weird part, because at least in Europe SMS is outdated, almost deprecated: no one uses it, just government bodies to notify you about taxes, appointments, etc. But people? No one, really. So no support for SMS is not a thing here.

I’m saying the guy we call over from the other room can go back to doing his real job

its not owned by google, apple of facebook and its not even based in the us so serving papers wont get you knowere

I’d say telegram i considerably better than all those mentioned in this article including iMessage.

Why does this video autoplay? I had whitelisted lifehacker.com in Chrome a long time ago using the Silent Site Sound Blocker add-on because I thought I could trust Lifehacker to not autoplay videos with sound and scare me, but I guess I’ll have to change my settings. Please address this. Videos should not autoplay…

The International Union of Cue Card Workers ain’t gonna like this.

Because not ever getting caught for doing something is a surefire sign of never doing it?

Of course his mom is gonna talk about what a safe driver he is. My parents would have said the same thing up until I bashed in the quarter panel on my dad’s Toyota because I didn’t properly appreciate the concept that fall leaves…

I have to assume he was looking at his phone, based on what I see nearly every day. Someone will start to veer towards the shoulder for ~20 seconds, then jerk back to the middle of the lane, when I pull up beside them there is always a phone in their hand. Thankfully, this is usually on divided 3-4 lane interstates…

Newsreader: This may be dificult to watch.

I don’t know, it looks like a pretty conscious lane change.

Everything you just said can coincidently be applied to Ariana Grande herself.

The Internet will never forget.

That’s not how SNP data work (DNA fingerprinting often used in forensics/paternity tests). SNP sequencing vs whole genome sequencing are two verrrrry different approaches (SNP is way cheaper, simpler, and only looks at a subset of loci. Gather enough sets of loci and it becomes easier to distinguish between two people…

I do on the other hand know a ton of people who have taken ancestry tests hoping to find out that they have “Native American blood”. (Narrator: They did not.)

Good thing you shelled out for the test with “accurate” on it. I’m the kind of cheapskate who figures that it’s worth saving a few bucks to get the one with “close enough” on it. It’s not like my dog really cared when I found out she was a Yorkshire Terrier-Mastiff mix, with 8% ferret DNA mixed in.