Bitcoin is so rife with scam artists that Google and Facebook banned cryptocurrency advertisements on their platforms last year. Facebook said it had taken the action because cryptocurrencies were, “frequently associated with misleading or deceptive promotional practices.”

Toshiba lacks the courage to remove useful ports!

Holy shit.

Correction: any Google search. And annoy the do!

I was going to blame it on Opportunity having sweet potatoes for lunch, but since you came clean...

For roughly three years beginning in at least March 2015, Kwamaine Jerell Ford was able to convince dozens of individuals—including professional and college athletes as well as rappers, who were not identified—to share their iCloud login credentials by sending emails intended to look like they were coming from an…

After much effort, we’ve concluded AirPower will not achieve our high standards and we have canceled the project.

Spirituality itself is OK. Shit hits the fan when bigots get together to make up rules about how others should live their lives and blame it on an imaginary friend.

Johnny Cash gets a pass.

Repeat after me: Fuck religion.

What, no douche nozzle?

What, no douche nozzle?

Get off my lawn.

Holy shit! I’ve seen butt plugs that are less pink than that plane!

Here I am stuck in the middle with you.

You’re severely overestimating the skills of dead stunt drivers. Their reflexes tend to be glacially slow!

“Retaliation, witnesses say, after the two girls got into a fight over cigarettes”

So... aluminum foil around the GPS antenna and electrical tape on the cameras?

I call it a futumentary.

Serious question: Had Elon Musk sent the 420 tweet on April 1st, would he be off the hook?