So basically this is what we’d get if Bitcoin and Herbalife had a baby?

Outside of fellatio I don’t know how much more appreciation I can show....

Outside of fellatio I don’t know how much more appreciation I can show....

Wholy PR-department comment, Batman!

Great, we have a tech-borne epidemic. Disruptive indeed, especially to your skeleton.

Great, we have a tech-borne epidemic. Disruptive indeed, especially to your skeleton.

Of course they’re bringing cookbooks! How else do you expect them to prepare us?!

I’ve had a recent argument — actually, two, because easy lessons seem to be hard to learn — with a friend who is 100% positively sure with absolute certainty that there’s no other intelligent life in the universe. “Look at how long we’ve been searching all around and found nothing! If there were something, we’d…

Cool story, brah, but you gotta work on your sequel game. They all look the same as the first in the franchise.

I just finished reading the post and was thinking to myself about how I generally really like your reporting, but how you often fall on the easy trap of Apple-centrism, materialized in this case by this odd reasoning that the bitten-fruit company is responsible for popularizing BT headsets. I see that Airpods may be…

Hey, Putin, fuck you and your corrupt government officials!

Who the fuck is talking about government here? Oh, right, you are, likely to take the focus away from the fact that you believe in a big fat lie handed down to you from generations of equally stupid fucks who live by the rule and shit their pants in fear of an imaginary friend.

Who the fuck is talking about government here? Oh, right, you are, likely to take the focus away from the fact that you believe in a big fat lie handed down to you from generations of equally stupid fucks who live by the rule and shit their pants in fear of an imaginary friend.

So is The Simpsons Movie.

“Fuck that bum! What’s he gonna do, sue us?!”

I regret to inform that your attempt to initiate a meme thread and attract replies has failed.

Who else feels the urge to spam Japanese police twitter/e-mail/facebook page/ICQ with this link after reading this stupid story?

In case you didn’t notice — who am I fooling, you obviously didn’t — from the text, the “for shits and giggles” part was not a translation, but an interpretation of what she meant in her explanation. Kinda like if some text in Japanese said “some people fail in basic reading comprehension” and I interpret it to mean…

I don’t. It was too long ago.