And we thought it couldn’t get any worse.

Only if they leave a red sports car with a dummy on board in its place!

A pluricorn?

Like unicorns with four horns.

The dataset was pulled together by trolling through Reddit

ude, NASA needs reliable, proven technology, not some pancy-pants “electronics state power management” doodad. Feather dusters is where it’s at.

And now that the storm has passed, it’s the dust *on top of the solar panels* that won’t let Oppy wake up.

Jarvis nonconsensually filmed 27 students between the ages of 14 and 18, according to the decision.

The word you’re looking for is “pedophile.”

All the way to the topping, you say?

It just has.

No matter, Opportunity will still be my valentine tomorrow!

Yeah, all this dust is making my eyes water.

Monica Elfriede Witt, a former counterintelligence officer with the U.S. Air Force, has been charged with giving the Iranian government classified information in an indictment unsealed today.

Clean up and take a nap?

Clean up and take a nap?

Counterpoint: PornHub.

This is eero-y news!

Sounds like the funnest roller coaster ride ever!