That’s because the kittens are all on an IV drip.

Even rarer is the O face, which players can’t see because it only appears while the Doomguy is alone in the bathroom.

I’ll take your word for it.

Counterpoint: You’re a fanboy sucking up to a fruit company for the only reason that all of their phones have the same messaging app and there’s no actual mess in Android other than no such universal app — that is, only if you live in the USA since elsewhere even iPhone owners use third-party apps — and it’s iPhone…

Or got a match on Tinder.

I’ve fallen asleep mid-turn and woke up hitting the inside curb after the turn ended and I kept turning. He could very well have fallen asleep and jerked the wheel just enough — though I’m on team smartphone as the likely cause of this.

Talk to him about not overtaking in clearly wrong spots, particularly if a semi is approaching in the other direction. And to leave his phone alone when driving -- not saying this is what happened here, but, hey, it can’t hurt to give him good advice.

So you’re saying Lifehacker’s teleprompter operator has just lost their job to automation?

So you’re saying Lifehacker’s teleprompter operator has just lost their job to automation?

So you can know you really own a dog instead of an iguana?

But, but but... everything Apple is easy and intuitive! 

Say what?! You can’t immediately choose the exact time of a calendar on the native iOS app?? bwhahahahahahahaha And Apple fanboys (and fangirls, and fanbis, and fantrans, no restrictions here) still insist it’s more intuitive and practical than Android!

So you’re also an egotistical douche, I see.

What would you expect from a belief system that preaches every single human is born with a horrible sin because Jesus was crucified by Romans or some shit like that and that a child will forever burn in suffering on the devil’s lap in hell if they dare to die during labor or any time prior to being baptized?

What would you expect from a belief system that preaches every single human is born with a horrible sin because Jesus was crucified by Romans or some shit like that and that a child will forever burn in suffering on the devil’s lap in hell if they dare to die during labor or any time prior to being baptized?

PLEASE do it. But do it even if nobody touches the subject, initiate the conversation and keep on it despite aunt Carrie’s mean looks and grandpa Joel’s attempts to switch the talk back to football and go on until either they agree both are equally stupid (or that we have no right to criticize Muslim women’s attire)…

Don’t you know that a righteous man will only do any harm after being tempted by those evil women with their siren wombs and devilish provocations? I mean, of course Anna’s father would not have raped her at 6 years old if she hadn’t been such a harlot and asked for it, amirite?

I may or may not have tried this. Just in case.

Regular motorcycle wheels and tires, according to the video.

Plus Juno got gravity assist. Not fair to other unassisted spacecraft out there!