Because that’s who paid it the most to promote its product.

Two thumbs up for Ryan for using “meteoroid” in the story.

I guess anything can be a “first” if no one has done it before and it’s specific enough.

I guess anything can be a “first” if no one has done it before and it’s specific enough.

Glad to know I’m not the only one seeing the truth here.

30 years ago, I remember repeated talks on both TV and school about the then relatively novel concept of greenhouse effect. The warnings all pointed to the need of immediate action or, within the next 30 years, average global temperatures would go up and create frequent extreme weather.

Or its.

Or got a match on Tinder.

I’ve fallen asleep mid-turn and woke up hitting the inside curb after the turn ended and I kept turning. He could very well have fallen asleep and jerked the wheel just enough — though I’m on team smartphone as the likely cause of this.

Talk to him about not overtaking in clearly wrong spots, particularly if a semi is approaching in the other direction. And to leave his phone alone when driving -- not saying this is what happened here, but, hey, it can’t hurt to give him good advice.

So you’re saying Lifehacker’s teleprompter operator has just lost their job to automation?

So you’re saying Lifehacker’s teleprompter operator has just lost their job to automation?

After over 15 years living by myself during and post-college and keeping a thin figure, I stayed at my mom’s house for a while, where she made sure her baby would always have a hearty breakfast every morning — i.e., she’d nag me until I finished eating whatever she had made — instead of having roughly only dinner…

I’d guess it smears the shit all over its blades and internals as a gift to whoever will empty it afterwards.

It’ll be good for you to catch some sun while searching under bushes. 

The only “upside” of this story to Facebook is the fact they’re bringing in former critics clearly in a PR move to show how they’re working hard to fix their ways. I wouldn’t doubt they’re just for show, though, and that whatever they suggest that will hurt the bottom line and/or the massive amounts of data FB…

As long as this doesn’t reach the White House within a couple of years, we’re good.

That’s quite literally the last thing I expect to hear from a dolphin! 

Am I really the first one to star this comment? 

Am I really the first one to star this comment?