It is when, in their crooked minds, magatics the Clintons are the evilest of all evil and have of course done much worse to no public scrutiny should be locked up because Agent Orange has told them so.

Unfortunately, it’s so very easy for Drumpf to spin this as “Of course I’d do my best to make ISIS bankrupt so those brown towelheads will not harm America” — of course, ignoring the bit where he’d have founded ISIS — that I can’t even laugh as much as I should at this.

Boys will be boys, right? Even when they’re senior citizens who barge into changing rooms during pageants, boast about grabbing women by the pussy, campaign for office based on principles directly opposed to everything the constitution stands for — and maintain said principles once in office, put children in cages,…

presumably to prevent the spread of their genetic inability to stop themselves from grifting.

As a lying fuck who will lick a fascist’s balls instead of having the dignity of quitting her shameful position of spinning bullshit as if it were a windmill?

I’m terribly sorry to say that — and I assure you it’s with no irony whatsoever — the United States has long been seen as bloodthirsty tyrants abroad, only more subtly so. Invading countries for made-up reasons, unbridled espionage, caging children and straight-up hatred and racism in everyday politics are just the…

So your toilet is clogged and there’s shit floating everywhere. Ideally, your house would be clean, but people in the real world make messes they’re not supposed to. So maybe you should just shit in the kitchen sink now that you’re better informed.

Because the answer to any public health issue pertaining to substance abuse and addiction is to just ignore it because you can’t make it go away anyway.

Ouch.

Because that’s the part that matters in his argument.

*major eyeroll*

You keep trying to justify the fact the tellers were racist as fuck. Are you feeling ill or are you always that thick?

interact with the communities we have the privilege of serving.

That is IF the car is able to climb a hill at all, let alone at high speed.

Of all the awesome writers I admire, Jason was way down on the list of those who’d mistake “whose” by “whose.”

Investigations must get to the heart of this matter.

JackAtakk and misses!

JackAtakk and misses!

Fix your shit, PETA, or fuck off.

Probably on himself. Yuck

Kinda like the “Oh, hey, yeah, there you are, unfortunately, here, let me shake your hand out of pure social convention because I’m actually disgusted by your presence and was fancying totally ignoring it, but I’d rather not make a scene that will embarrass others, so let me comply” type of acknowledgement typically…