Stupid cop smoke. Don’t breathe this.

A single star was not enough, so, here, have this:

Who the flying fuck is this asshole Mario C?

If every time someone gave me shit for procrastinating or plain taking forever to finish a task I managed to turn that into inspiration for a work of art, I’d live in a fucking museum by now.

Tell me when I can stop yawning.

Thank you for corroborating exactly what I meant.

Am not.

Please, tell me when I should stop yawning at you. Meanwhile, learn the difference between criticism and being anti-anything.

I’ve just got déjà vu after reading your comment.

You’re saying Iraq isn’t a peaceful paradise with blond-Jesus-loving shiny happy people holding hands after they were rid of weapons of mass destruction?

Underwater condos and buggy first-generation flying cars?

Which has both made us laugh and predicted the future with scary precision.

In that last alternative, pretty soon — aka, immediately — the number would drop down to 10 or less because a some states-turned-nation would understand it’s their god-given right to take over the land of those savages and wipe out their population because they’re are not deserving or civilized enough to be granted the…

If it serves as solace, this is a pretty widespread issue with recent versions worldwide.

Hey, at a time when people attending Sabbath services are blamed for being murdered at gunpoint, this guy’s only keeping things coherent. 

You’re either too stupid or disingenuous to make this connection.

My plan exactly.

Have you ever tried to take a girl for a night out on a bike?

Effing A, where are you looking for dates??