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So... now you’ll be able to buy toilet paper and kitty litter while driving.

(Very) Fun fact: I’ve watched porn of a woman going by the alias of Siri.

You are aware that pretty much anywhere the age of consent is not 18, right?

which she won’t

I know they were in France and all, but... even the children?!

They should instate low-flying helicopters as random hazards in bike races. Heck, even foot races would benefit from having a tornado-inducing flying machine throwing contestants off balance and kicking up dirt in everyone’s eyes!

I can put it in many ways.

Speak for yourself.

Jimbo is a crisis actor in a false-flag threesome.

Settle down, Jimbo was not fucked, but more likely the fucker.

Such a nice couch, tho.

So you’re saying the leash was used on doggy?

The most important question nobody seems to have answered.

Easy.

Hey, don’t go accusing people without proper evidence!

Good thing they — apparently — didn’t not involve the dog in whatever went on on that couch. You never know what lube made for humans could do to a canine.

To be completely honest, I’m lying my ass off here to see if it sticks.”

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Back in 2009, a then state representative in Brazil — whose license had been suspended for over a year due to multiple infractions, mostly for speeding — left a bar after a few too many drinks and took to the streets at over 100 mph. His Passat SW went airborne at an intersection and collected a Honda Fit at rear

You’re so very wrong it’s sad.

I explicitly explained to him if the girl has had ANYTHING to drink, smoke, or ingest that is mind altering, SHE CANNOT CONSENT. While I know this is not necessarily true, and a person can still consent after a glass of wine. It’s just one less thing to worry about imo.