I’m not embarrassed one bit to say this girl punches way better than I ever could, especially at such short range.

Most likely, they’d find you boring because you’re making an interrogatory. Which is what she told you to do, so that should be a turn-on.

Dude! The chick is discreetly saying she’s willing to go on a sex romp with you and four of her hot friends and you shoot the opportunity down??

I think it’s safe to assume that was a troll comment to rile people up. With moderate success, apparently.

The Machu Pichu selfie! I’ve always thought Tinder had a quota for those, like 80% of the profiles or something! Talk about a lack of imagination! We can add the Eiffel Tower/Louvre to this list too.

Tell me about it, sista...

The zodiac thing and especially the lying about where we met really pull my nerves.

As an urban cyclist, I can relate to this advice.

Area, no parking spot. “It’s about over there, near that entrance where there’s a pharmacy” is different from “It’s the seventh spot right to left of the twelfth parking lot row.”

Dude should’ve said that car required 8 tires because it was a modern model. She’d certainly not have seen anything wrong with it. 

My thoughts exactly. And the ashtray and litter, did she think the rental people came to place those things in the car while she was walmarting?

i got sidetracked but my point was, we ALL walk around not noticing shit.

I go around noticing people who either exist in a half-awake state all the time, or simply don’t have the brainpower to notice even the most obvious things. Is this an IQ thing? Personality thing? What is it?

You mean Canadians don’t play hockey in June?

But maybe under one...

That’s the female equivalent of all men who fail to realize that the white blouse with fluffy accents around the buttons their wives/girlfriends/mistresses/secretaries/co-workers/neighbors are wearing today is NOT the same white blouse with sleeve straps they wore yesterday.

So it’s a concentrator nonetheless. Just like a TV with an embedded VCR (remember those?) was a TV that just so happened to have a VCR too.

Not to mention the law of decency.

The family of a New Jersey grandmother who was dependent on an electric-powered oxygen tank says she died Thursday afternoon after her electricity was disconnected for nonpayment.