Never mind, screwed up.

Whenever you see an Asian language with ideograms with circles, you can be sure it’s Korean.

So this dude is a high school teacher and doesn’t know the difference between “you’re” and “your,” not to mention punctuation.

I ain’t a bird. I might flip it on occasion, but there was never any expectation of me flying.

So you’ve also tried it? It’s a blast, right?

Damn! And I thought it couldn’t get any more fun than what I’d envisioned!

I applaud your trust in a government led by a president endorsed by the KKK and Nazis (they’re a thing again) who openly admires tyrannical dictators.

First, let’s make it clear that the opioid crisis is not caused by heroin proper, but rather by prescription drugs irresponsibly being advertised and marketed under the influence of the the almighty Big Pharma. When the prescription runs out, withdrawal kicks in and people seek the buzz elsewhere, including heroin if…

So being angry that people are obviously unfit for the duties they are expected to perform is a problem? You can be sure that he’d rather SHS were at least mildly intelligent and that cheeto-in-chief were not a criminal, rapist, traitor AND dumb, but that’s, sadly, not the reality.

So being angry that people are obviously unfit for the duties they are expected to perform is a problem? You can be sure that he’d rather SHS were at least mildly intelligent and that cheeto-in-chief were not a criminal, rapist, traitor AND dumb, but that’s, sadly, not the reality.

My thoughts precisely when I read this.

Because GOP and right-wingers alike both in journalism and in any other walk of life all have a stern commitment to facts only with no manipulative opinions. Right.

Why be thankful for an outdated legal device — the king of England will NOT invade your house and rape your wife — that’s only good for thousands of death every year, hundreds of which in the hands of a few lunatics that could do no such harm if they did not have easy access to high-powered murder machines?

You seem a little tense. Why don’t you do something fun to let off some steam? Like, I don’t know, throw a turkey out of an airplane.

And more funny, too, considering it’s a joke.

As in... from Turkey?

Making a bird fly. Yep, that’s cruelty, all right.

Shhhhh, don’t give them ideas.

Shhhhh, don’t give them ideas.

It could be tough to read while you keep your mouth busy, what with that head-bobbing and all.