Hell yeah this guy! He stood up to ask his question and we were all like shit, what’s this guy’s number so we can invite him to play Ticket To Ride with us on game night.

I worked for a mini, local version of Trump and this is actually right in line with the personality type. The ego need is so big, that they constantly have to reinforce that they themselves are the only reason that things are quality.

Leave it to Joss Whedon to create a three dimensional character out of someone you never see.

“Job creator” *insert eye roll gif here*

It is utterly unfair to the rest of us poor slobs that Michelle Obama is allowed to be so flawless. Beautiful, smart, classy, married to Barrack, excellent speaker, funny.....

No, we are not. Here is why I say that: Today, a friend of a friend started posting on FB about why he supports Trump. In that explanation, he asserted that people call Trump a misogynist, racist, anti-immigrant xenophobe but, and I quote, “no one has ever said why” they use those words.

She’s adorable, and as someone of roughly similar age, she looks incredible. But damn if her Instagram isn’t annoying as fuck. It’s like Goop and Kimmy Schmidt had a baby.

Yeah, I see nothing extra about her fangirling for Dolly. Four posts seems quite tame, if you ask me.

Also, if you ask me, I will tell you how STOKED I am to see Dolly on tour next month!!!!!

This video is my favorite thing ever, because Lebron James, actual basketball super-star, is totally geeking out over someone’s dad making a half-court shot.

Counterpoint: people smell better than reindeer.

Reindeer are better than people.

When I found out I was pregnant and discovered the cost of daycare, I started saving that amount of money every paycheck. (Ours is roughly $1,000 a month, so I started saving $500.) That way, by the time my son was born and maternity leave was over, I was used to the extra expense and had a nice $5,000 savings account…

Exactly. Having a kid (and paying for childcare because our health insurance is through my job and we still need my husband’s income,so we both need to work) would take us from “Earning enough to own a small home, put money away for the future, and go on a carefully-budgeted vacation every year” to living basically…

Not only that, I saw a comment elsewhere that pointed out that, for $100K, Trump could’ve gone directly to the manufacturer of those pianos and purchased them. The fact that he went to a small business says this was his plan all along -- rather than deal an actual, real legal team representing the piano manufacturer,…

Piano puns aren’t my forte so I missed them the first time through

Trying to get aggressive and dominant with Trump is how you lose, which is something Rubio, Bush, Christie and Cruz know all too well. He’s capable of shocking nastiness because he has no absolutely no conscience and a desperate psychological need to be the alpha.

“You can tell what God thinks about money by the people he gives it to.” - Dorothy Parker

And Giuliani? I don’t know a single New Yorker who has any respect or affection for you. Shut up and sit down.

If there was a gun in that footage, it would have already been released. Still doesn’t make it a slam dunk either way, but if the footage exonerated the cops it would already be out.

Welcome to NC. “What a mess” should be our new motto.