Maybe the owner wasn't home when the tornado hit? My cat is at home while I'm at work, and if a tornado were to hit, I would not be able to commute home in time to take her to a safe place. Are we really going to judge on this? Really?

But how does she feel about the Royal Family??

How do people in NYC and many other cities many walkups deal today? That's how they'd deal in this new building, or wait the extra time for the "slow" elevator, an option plenty of buildings unfortunately don't currently offer.

Taking it a step (ha!) further, Penultimate pantyhose sin = open-toed shoes with hose with reinforced toe.

This is why Seatguru.com is your friend when booking a flight! (don't work for them, just a fan)

I use my right to recline when I feel like it (usually though just if I'm going to nap), but I always try to take a quick glance behind me first and then do it slowly. And if someone behind me asked nicely not to do it for a compelling reason, I'd probably do so or (if it was an international night flight or something…

We had the really cheap ones called Flutophones— they were white plastic with red see-through "reeds". Awful noise, but it's the starter instrument ever student got in 3rd grade before we picked actual instruments in 4th grade for band.

Yes indeedy. It was my Halloween costume that year, and it was really fun seeing people recognize it (lots didn't).

More likely either someone on his staff, or constituents of his who complained to his office after seeing the episode.

D'oh! I thought I snuck in my correction in time to not be noticed. Speedy!

It is in fact also part of a long Dave Chapelle stand-up, where he sees a baby from his limo on the street corner at 3 am and talks to him (and I think asks him for some pot?).

This is exactly the first thing I thought of when I read this piece. "Hey baby!!" Though wasn't it Dave Chapelle?

So hindsight is 20/20 and all, but I'd like to think if I were a shopkeeper and a crazy dude came in asking for a big ass knife and then said he was going to kill someone while gesturing at sicing a throat, I'd maybe give the cops a heads up?

"Well, considering who's running Italy right now, I think they are in no position to dictate terms"

According to the show he's this way because he experienced intense and horrific abuse as a child, and this is his way of coping. So yes, I'm incredibly sad on his behalf.

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Joke. Sarcasm. Look into them both.

Well good for you that you're not affected by hormonal fluctuations, but plenty of women are and your comment makes it sound as if you're being incredibly dismissive and judgmental. I do get PMS, am very sensitive to different birth control pills, and can only imagine what would happen if I ever get pregnant.

She called him "slow" in earlier comment threads on this story, so while I commend your attempt, I think the "person first" concept is a little beyond her limited conceptual abilities.