Yikes— this guy doesn't sound all that stable to want to do a reality show and become famous for this.

@Sukie in the Graveyard: This should do it...

@FroderickFronkensteen: Look again, if you haven't already...there's boobs in them there sign!

@Pavonian: No worries, me too. I kept staring at it, checking the wording for any typos or inappropriate text, and...nothing. And then I saw your post, so stared at the picture, and then fiiinally saw the boobs and torso! Amazing, that can't be an accident.

@18thfloor: If I had a cleaning person coming in, I'd definitely opt for once a week.

@Tchotchke: I feel like that is either a cause or result of the desperate opportunist option— can't decide which, though.

@Laura Valentine: Just like a backpacking pack! The waistband is what holds the weight of the pack, and the shoulders are just there to balance the load!

At least she's not seven years old!

Fellow Jezzies— I've just recently worked with Sam, the lost pet tracker featured in the Washington Post article above. I tracked with her while we looked for Sweetie, the dog Sam is pictured looking for in the article.

@regazza_di_lupo: I think it's more that his ethnicity makes his accomplishments all the more impressive given the time and the environment. But also that it's indicative of a long-standing problem of the achievements of POC being ignored, which just further perpetuates problems with perception. I don't think I'm…

@marionette: It's going to be so great when the twin see this stuff online in about two years when they figure out how to Google their family name...

Huh, I had no idea that Alexandre Dumas was black. And not sure what it says about me that I discovered this in a Dirt Bag post—sigh...

@kaiwhakamarie: A friend of mine ran into Alec and Kim in a Chicago video store (they were in town filming something) in 2000, and said he seemed possibly drunk, or at the very least very hungover, and she seemed quite dim and spent the whole time saying, "But Alec!!" in a whiny and shrill voice.

@Elle O. Elle: They may have wanted to take him in regardless though in case the pills he allegedly took just hadn't kicked in yet. If I was a cop (and I'm not one!), I'd be a little hesitant to leave, wondering if 20 minutes later the man was going to fall over unconscious.

@catherder: After many aborted attempts, my sister finally broke my 3.5 year old nephew's habit at Christmas this year. She thought he's stop on his own once he started school that fall, since they're not allowed to have them there, but no such luck.

@firtaid: Please let it be on Lifetime, if so! Or they can go the route of the Amy Fisher ("Long Island Lolita") story, and have three glorious, trashy competing movies of the story on various networks and cable channels, allowing us to compare and contrast the different actors chosen to play the key characters in the…

@AnotherJenn: Oh man, I listened to that one and thought the whole scenario was very, very strange. Apparently it's because as it turns out she's bat shit delusional.

@ainsworth2: So...are you saying it's all the pledges' fault in these incidents, and not the sorority sisters doing the hazing?

@la.donna.pietra: Didn't think about the high likelihood of your first theory, but I'm cracking up at your second one!

Michael Abdallah has been charged with second-degree rape, unlawful imprisonment and custodial interference. •