@quatrevingtquatre: But if I say no than my child might not like me and won't be my frieeeend!!

@BuffySummers: This former Chicagoan hearts you for this!

@Treeless: I noticed that too! I think it's because a redneck is so much more likely to be real and in one's bedroom :)

@bookling: Meatloaf was always my requested birthday dinner!

@dayglo: That actually really makes sense, I bet that's what it was.

@Mensa: How about couples who share one email address that is like bobandcindy@gmail.com?

@Joy: Yes, totally. I'm going to guess her dad is/was possibly biracial black and asian, and given that he doesn't appear to be in her life since grandma and grandpa are raising her, I'm sure there is some animosity and possibly racist subtext to that message.

@sybann: I'm thinking Pennsyltucky

@vee: It wasn't really that she enjoyed hunting that bothered me, it was the glee with which she described, in a very detailed manner, each step of butchering the deer after, and how excited she was to cut it's lips off or whatever. I've known plenty of kids who hunt, but none who described the butchering part so…

@Treeless: That redneck story just made the hair stand up on my neck—eeck!

@eclare09: Totally understand, but it'll be worth it in the end!

@urbanspelunker: Just a few times when I was a kid, and yes, terrifying. In mine I couldn't breathe, and it felt like I slammed onto the bed as if I'd been levitating.

@Diadorina: This is hilarious. I'm guessing she thanked someone in front of the person who wrote the Enquirer piece, and he or she misunderstood and thought she was saying her name?

@Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana: Seriously bitchy and unnecessary to say.

From above: "The house is contiguous with his compound, where he lives with Angelina and the kids, and just gives them more space."

@yvanehtnioj: Kesha's thing (and to a lesser extent your acquaintance) could have been experiencing sleep paralysis ([en.wikipedia.org]).

The resolution isn't high enough for me to really be able to tell, but is Shiloh's hat photoshopped on in that photo or something? There's just something very odd about it.

@Brigit: Wow, that is a whole drama right there, thanks for sharing! And I can't believe the mistresses were sisters— dear god.

@cowboydan: My very nice neighbors when we were little had a huge one; their parents were in the circus when they were much younger. Even though their boys were in high school, they let my sister and I go over and use it whenever we wanted when we were in elementary school. Somehow, despite all the horror stories I…

I so want to be this girl right now! She is in the sun, it's warm, she is carefree, and she's jumping. Love trampolines!!