I’m so sorry you had to watch all those movies.

Whatever man. Having a bunch or really insanely nice and cool cars doesn’t mean you have a small dick. I’m sick of this shit. I drive a really awful car and my dick is small and bad.

Reminds me a lot of Ricky Williams, seeing such a promising career cut short by grass.

...he lays down a majority of the time .

My favorite thing about Millenials love for all things Simpson is that they don’t get the jokes. Burns’s facial hair ban was a riff on George Steinbrenner’s facial hair ban in the 1970's.

Aaron Rodgers hopes the NFL continues to allow beards.

One of the most liberating things I learned as a young chap in the world of dating was to discover I could break it off, both verbally and emotionally, with girls at the drop of a hat as soon as I saw something I wasn’t ok with.

Grow a dick. This is why she doesn’t like you. You don’t have a dick. I’m sure this “C” guy gives it to her like she dishes it out and that’s what she craves. I’m just amazed someone can be this dickless. Call it love, call it sex, but let’s call a spade a spade - you need to alpha up your beta game. Praise Jebus I’ve…

Normally I’d say “Get the fuck out of Dodge,” but if this guy is this stupid, I think he deserves to have his bunny boiled.

Here’s the thing: I teach at a university and have had transgender students in my classes. If a student is receiving hormone therapy and has for some time, it is very, very likely that that student can “pass” (which is an imperfect term, but you get what I mean) for the gender they’re living as. I would never have…

Yes they are. Don't be a retard.

Good. As a parent, I do not find it appropriate if a young woman(my daughter for example) whatever her gender identity, to use the bathroom with young men who are going through their natural hormonal changes.

I think it also makes a difference when it comes to assessing her consent. Knowing that she could say no, did say no, and it was accepted without reciprocal pressure put her in a relatively empowered position.

I cringed when I saw the headline. I was prepared for this to be a “Your Fave is Problematic”-style takedown of Bowie, and I honestly wasn’t sure I wanted to read it. I clicked anyhow and was pleasantly surprised.

I know EXACTLY how she feels.

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

You basically did get Tidal-level support. (Best not mention it to Kanye)

When you've had the kind of drought the Skins have had, there comes a time that even your Cousins start to look pretty good.

That’s the stupidest thing anyone’s ever said on a website where most people come just to complain about the lack of dick picks.

Twisted fantasy was only good because of Nicki Minaj and Aphex Twin.