Than, honey. Learn to speak what I’m sure is your beloved, “English Only.”

—You go to a building, do your thing, and 15 minutes later you are on your way home—

And they will be highly influenced to vote for policies that their parents support

Texas was part of Mecico (after it was taken from indigenous peoples) until the American immigrants who settled there (without papers) mounted a revolution in 1836. It was then an independent republic for ten years until they figured out they realized they needed the economic and military support of the United States…

Texas has a very unique culture, and the continued usurpation of their culture by way of unchecked immigration from these countries

Whoa! Are we talking vampires or just like Dumbledore-level wizards? Do those communities even have voting rights? Inquiring minds want to know.

—But you’re ok with that because it gets you votes.—

200 year old people live in Texas? DOES TEXAS HOLD THE SECRET TO IMMORTALITY?!!

200 years ago, Texas was part of Mexico.

you’re really fucking stupid, but maybe you’ll understand this if I use lots of caps:

“Texan residents who have been citizens for 200+ years”

Um, you know only citizens can vote, right? This has nothing to do with “poorly enforced immigration”.

Exactly how many Texans over the age of 200 are there?

oh for fuck’s sake, the American president is NOT the leader of the free world. He is the leader of America and nothing else. Stop calling him that! That’s just bad journalism.

Will you Americans please STOP calling your President the “leader of the free world”? Do any of you have a clue how arrogant that is?

We’ve got a population of gun-happy, racist rednecks that’s getting increasingly louder under Harper:

Wait wait wait are you telling me that a person who wrote

No need to wait for Rush Limbaugh, as several commenters are already happy to misinterpret this article. Yay!