Done in sixty seconds.

Thing is paying people at McDonald’s enough to live isn’t going to do them any good over the long term because everyone else’s wages will have to go up according (inflation) and they’ll be priced out again.

I always wonder what would happen if he just got in the car and drove away. I mean, is the Secret Service going to arrest the former Vice President for driving his own car? Seriously, if he really wanted to, there’s nothing stopping him, it would be totally ridiculous to even try. The Secret Service could just ride…

Joe is 74 years old. He worked hard all his life and then became a great politician who ended up being next to the most powerful man in the universe. Now their 8 years are done and an orange guy lives in their house.

Obyective is how you say lens in Russian.

The same object that is more difficult to see is now out of the way of most fender bender collisions that happen in rush hour traffic.

She was probably in her 40's and listening to Ace of Base. Memory is not infallible.

Do they still have “Orbits” though? I remember that was a highlight of the midwestern part of Canada; we’d see a sign that read “10 seconds to Orbit” and we’d count down.. turns out an Orbit is just a round trashcan (for those who don’t know) so it wasn’t really all that exciting. Especially if you don’t have trash.

nah, if you want Disneyland, go to Lloydminster. enjoy being in line.

JUST CALL 911 WHEN YOU HEAR ME SCREAM.

MASTER OF DRIVING, LOOK HOW I SWING
TWISTING MY HIPS AND SMASHING THIS THING

Not really.

Piss off...they got weak late 1990s, kicked ass again since Magnetic.

According to every ride operator at Cedar Point, it’s the “Rockin’ Roller Coast”!

Nah. They’ll start building a new moon halfway there and use that to claim all of space around it.

Also, by now the flag would probably be white if it’s still there, so everyone will think it was actually the French who were there first.

Used Range Rover?

I’d say! A Daewoo is a very different direction!

I mean, it’s okay if it’s quite shitty, you can still like it. I mean, Miller High Life is quite shitty, but I enjoy it.