I didn’t list them but the statement is true when you include them and both ex-wives
I love you, my nigga.
While I’m a little iffy on shooting a public masturbater, (that’s a lot of people in SF, or Florida to shoot...) when he started trying to mess with her door it went from “I don’t need to see that shit” to “breaking and entering, attempted rape” for me.
If I had a Dascha Polanco in my life, I’d be living my best life.
i laughed out loud.
Right?? Them shits look like the end of a broom. I can see them from here. Like, Garnier has a new line out and everything! (because you just know she doesn’t do Palmer’s or OrganicRoot)
Oh, I think she was well into the decline by the age of 22.
Intoxicated Irene peaked at 22 and still can’t let it go.
Beat me to it. Girl, have some better accomplishments than what you did in HS and college.
I mean... seriously, ten years later and these are still the highlights? I’m not one to LOL, but I laughed my ass off at that one.
I’d have checked her teeth and made her stomp some answers to simple math questions. Anyone can say they’re Thoroughbred, I’m going to need a long form Birth Certificate, and a record of Sea Biscuit and her Nana’s time together in Tiajuana.
“Thoroughbred”? Gonna need to see that 23andme, I think. Bet it’s full of surprises.
It looks like she’s saying to the cop ‘I donnnn’t understand... why did she hit me?’
Maaaaaannn, white people are gonna be upset when they find out Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez isn’t on this list...