forgotmydamnloginsopassmetheburner
Forgotmydamnloginsopassmetheburner
forgotmydamnloginsopassmetheburner
Aug 9 2018
18

I didn’t list them but the statement is true when you include them and both ex-wives

Aug 8 2018
41

While I’m a little iffy on shooting a public masturbater, (that’s a lot of people in SF, or Florida to shoot...) when he started trying to mess with her door it went from “I don’t need to see that shit” to “breaking and entering, attempted rape” for me.

Aug 8 2018
10

If I had a Dascha Polanco in my life, I’d be living my best life. 

Aug 7 2018
18

Right?? Them shits look like the end of a broom. I can see them from here. Like, Garnier has a new line out and everything! (because you just know she doesn’t do Palmer’s or OrganicRoot)

Aug 7 2018
31

Oh, I think she was well into the decline by the age of 22.

Aug 7 2018
55

Beat me to it. Girl, have some better accomplishments than what you did in HS and college. 

Aug 7 2018
113

I’d have checked her teeth and made her stomp some answers to simple math questions. Anyone can say they’re Thoroughbred, I’m going to need a long form Birth Certificate, and a record of Sea Biscuit and her Nana’s time together in Tiajuana.   

Aug 7 2018
187

perfect grades her entire life, she was a cheerleader, she was a sorority girl, she graduated from a “high accredited university,” she was in the National Honors Society Read more

Aug 7 2018
134

“Thoroughbred”? Gonna need to see that 23andme, I think. Bet it’s full of surprises.

Aug 2 2018
55

It looks like she’s saying to the cop ‘I donnnn’t understand... why did she hit me?’

Aug 1 2018
50

Maaaaaannn, white people are gonna be upset when they find out Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez isn’t on this list...