I had to look at the menu to figure out what the hell Japanese Pan Noodles were. On the way to the website, I glanced that the company started in Denver and a feeling of dread started to take over. At first I assumed it was something like a take on yakisoba, which is made on a teppan...griddle/pan, hence “pan,” but…

100% believable. I never got why people thought of him as “America’s Dad” just because he played a father on a popular show. Dude’s always been a skeeze. 

This is very sad news, and even more sadly, not at all surprising.
How do we (as a society) watch people with obvious mental health issues implode before our eyes - or worse yet, use it as entertainment?

Olive Garden falls only behind Taco Bell for being hot garbage, the stained, slightly-too-tight khaki pants, the Dodge Neon, the Milli Vanilli of food. It is CRAP. You very likely have a much better (and equitably priced) local Italian joint close by - don’t fool yourself, you are settling, you are lazy, you have…

My dad married four more times after my mom divorced his drunk, cheating ass and I only found out about each one of them after the deed was done. It kills me to see how poorly people handle their kids (who should come first IMO) when they meet someone and decide to marry.

I'm sure increased scrutiny from cameras being driven by AI will solve labor shortages and employee retention in food service. 

YES. The modern covers ain’t shit—I know the old ones were replaced because the cutouts tore so easily, but they captured the batshit insanity of those books perfectly.