Good god I cannot stand these assholes that consider their garbage drawings or sculpture “art”

I’ve always wondered about the celebrity telethon. If I call and donate yeah I could talk to a celebrity for a minute and that’s a cool bonus to donating. But like do the celebrities really take down your information accurately or do you get passed on to a volunteer who hasn’t been in the celebrity/beautiful people…

So I’m in Santa Clara County, CA, and we are struggling to recall the judge responsible for letting Brock here off with a very light sentence. I’m shocked by the resistance to recalling Judge Persky. He has a long history of letting criminals like Turner off with very light sentences because it might “ruin their…

If Stanley Tucci answered the phone, I’d give my goddamn house.

I need more info about the type of vampire before I cast my vote. Are we talking glittery Cro-Magnon forehead, or gothic Southern pretty boy?*

Lifehacker really needs to stop sending people to Equifax to see if they were part of the breach. Security expert Brian Krebs has widely reported that that site is not reliable and will return different answers for the same person from different devices and will also return answers for made up names and SSNs. The…

Why why WHY is Fairy beating Satyr??? Which would you rather be, some fragile tiny woodland creature, or a horny stomparound getting wasted while they shred on the panpipes?

If I called in to donate and Jared Leto picked up the phone, I would hang up and try again, hoping to talk to someone less shitty.

I wish I could loop this over and over again

Celebrities who raise money for anything are always chastised for not giving enough themselves, no matter how much they actually give. Every person involved in this kind of endeavor gives some money; some more generously than others. But I don’t see the problem with a rich person giving a nice chunk of change AND…

It’s entirely possible that some of them did. Some celebrities do things quitely, without notice, as we found out over and over in the months after Prince’s death. Some people just want to quietly do good things.

Someone couldn’t find headsets for these celebrities to wear while taking calls?

I also feel like bodegas are like totally a New York thing.

Because vending machines are so reasonably priced and filled with variety?

You’re a weak person who should stay out of cities, then.

Sounds like maybe then they could use their fancy algorithms to just make bodegas better (like, maybe, improving their inventory supply chain) instead of just jumping to “use analytics to ruin it for small business owners.”

Quackenbush. You couldn’t make up a better name if you tried.

Ok QUACKENBUSH- calm the duck down.