Early congrats! I definitely share the same feelings. I’d much rather spend tons on a dope vacation or a house than a single ring or extravagant wedding.

I will forever hope that one of those two will come out as a raging lesbian/bisexual, rebel against the family cult, and peace the fuck out. I can dream.

Wait, what?!

Yeah, that sort of language in her recipes makes me roll my eyes pretty hard, but said recipes are damned tasty in my experience.

THANK YOU. Coerced-consent is not consent.

Bless Britney Spears for remaining a delightful light of joy in these dark times.

I’d also like to submit this for consideration:

If it gets the GOP something they want, anything is justifiable.

Thank you for this glorious gift. My heart was grown like twenty sizes. ;_;

That last one where it’s IN HIS COAT OMG.

My heart just grew like five sizes, bless you for this glorious gift.

I’m so sorry you’ve had to experience that, but all the love and support in the world to you for being brave enough to report it. That shit is scary enough without it entering your work sphere. But you’re a fucking boss for being willing to hold the asshat accountable for his behavior towards you (and undoubtedly…

Just here to say Tom Hardy holding a dog >>>>> anyone else holding a dog.

Absolutely. Weinstein still thinks he’s untouchable.

Yup. When I lived in an older apartment in NYC, my roommates and I ended up with an infestation when the room/building next to ours had some construction going on. Our place was pretty much spotless, but we could never get rid of them. I still shudder when I think of turning on the kitchen light first thing in the…

Speaking from the other side, when I was a barista, my nice regulars got free drinks as often as possible. I had one drag queen who frequently came in first thing in the morning still in full makeup who was a total sweetheart and the best customer I’ve ever had in any customer service job; he got even the fanciest…

YUP. My dog is usually incredibly friendly, but he’s not had exposure to small children and they make him nervous. There’s a particularly rambunctious little boy on my street who always wants to just run up to him yelling (once holding a giant stick, oi), doesn’t know how to read dog body language, and just won’t…

Saaame. I endorse this.

“But whyyyyy don’t women come forth and accuse their attackers????”

Hell, go full on Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and put it on him permanently.

As a queer adult who may likely never come out to her family, an infinite number of thanks to you for opening your home and hearts like that. <3