Just gonna use this as an opportunity to drop my favorite Laurie Spiegel track here:

Well, this makes me even happier with my Canon than I was.

I assume she just stands around for Prez Tropicana to look at and occasionally intervene when he starts noticeably sundowning.

THIS. Fourteen is not a young child. At that age, you know what’s too fucking far.

I would watch the shit out of this.

Harpy forever.

Yeah, that was the very first in a series of events of her showing how shitty a person she was, so I cut all ties whenever I eventually moved out.

Oh, this bitch.

Yeah, I felt so bad for the poor thing, but I didn’t know anyone who could take it in, either. That happened the same year she’d wanted to get pregnant with her now-ex husband, and I was just BAFFLED as to how she thought that was cool given that she couldn’t even care for a cat. Jesus.

God, I DREAM of getting that book.

Good. After whatever nutjob hell she had to go through with Cruise, I hope Katie Holmes has nothing but happiness.

“centered around equal opportunity and equal protection for all,”

God, THIS. I still loathe that book with a passion and it was the only assigned reading in high school I never finished, because I was bored to tears and hated all the characters. When it occasionally came up in college, a few people would gush about how much they loved it, how I’d like it more now, “it’s a…

Same. All my family dogs growing up came from shelters and rescues, and it was always a pretty easy process. I went through a couple of rescues before I found my current pup last year, and while two of the three wanted references and a home visit, it wasn’t anything I found excessive (especially given one was a…

The problem is with the people who don’t put the time and effort into finding an appropriate place to take on their pet if they are unable (or don’t want) to keep them.

Yeah, dude seriously needs some kind of help.

I’m sure they’ve got some bootstraps they can use to pull themselves up.

I’m just shocked Kylie actually looks white in that photoshoot.

Thank you thank you THANK YOU for this. We need more people like you in charge of our country. And thank you for your service.

“His” generals. Like the people he supposedly talked to are his damn toys.