Holy shit, pumpkin collapsing in on itself is literally the most apt descriptor here.

Seriously. Obama is a goddamned saint for having to deal with Trump so graciously in person, after all the godwaful shit that personified Troll merkin has said about him.

Thank you for this! Sharing that info.

You can’t buy class. Or intelligence. Or empathy.

Same here. I would have been massively disappointed with previous elections going the other way. The results of this one literally horrify me.

Talk to her, as much as you’re comfortable with, about why he was such a terrible choice. If she is actually a good, smart person, then hopefully she can be reasoned with by someone close toher.

I absolutely despise people who say, “well, I was bullied and I am here, so she must not have been able to hack it.

Co-signed by another queer, smart, child-free lady.

Yup. My mom owned a gun for years when I was younger and she was single. She hid it, but I still managed to find it once when I was about seven or so. It honestly scared me, so I told her, and she hid it somewhere else, which I thankfully never found again.

I’m so sorry for your daughter. I hope she’s doing better. <3

Saaame. As a woman who’s not super feminine, or at least not into dresses, my hypothetical future wedding dress needs to have some kind of blazer or waistcost action happening.

Oh, fuck off, Susan.

Surely if I was really what they say I was, some kind of hater...

YUP. I tried Tinder for a bit. Thought I’d have more luck, since I turned on matches for both men and women. Nope. I matched with a chick who turned out to be a couple who thought I was cute and “wanted to sexually assault [me] ;D” and a dude who only thought my height of 5'2" was okay if I was okay with “8"”. Vom.

Flawless face, flawless reaction.

He is not a monster,

Usually, I try really hard not to comment on or judge others for their appearance. But Conway has the look of someone who’s soul has been sucked out through their mouth, Dementor-style.

Thank you for mentioning that. Fuck this guy.

I’m so sorry that happened to you, but motherfucking KUDOS to you for telling her off like that. Harassment and assualt is not what you “let”happen to you.

Man, I may be broke as shit, but at least I have better taste than that. Christ almighty.