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I’m sold.

“It seems like the plot won’t really work anymore”

A transsexual woman playing a transvestite man who dresses like a woman. This is some Inception-level shit.

I just remember my first time having sex....and can’t help but think that their wedding night will probably be quite lame. Hope it was worth it!

This is so fucking gross and annoying. And you can get a hymen certificate all you want, that doesn’t prove you didn’t have oral or any other sex. I grew up with Catholic girls who called themselves *~virgins~* but blew everybody and had anal. I hate this religious hypocrisy. When you make a huge fuss about something

I’d like to know what doctor actually signed off on this.

Some sign ideas I’ve had:

“Threatening women makes Me feel better about my life”
“I need a hobby”
“[name of your town] needs more children in poverty!”
“We’re scared”
“Freedom of choice = Do as I say”
“I don’t want to help the needy, so I’ll just stand here”

Now, if only I can convince my friends to give up their Saturday

I hope the fact that he raped a family member then tied her to a toddler bed and taunted her with a knife for two hours means he adopted exactly ZERO babies.

I was angry before I even clicked thru to the article. Then I read this

We should all go and cosplay as Vader, Palpatine, stormtroopers, etc. and hold signs like:

Troll Level: Activist

That reminds me that I love the fighting style they developed for Agent Carter. Unlike the acrobatics and dance moves that the Black Widows tend to use, Peggy is a straight-up street brawler.

The thing I hate about that scene is I WISH that was an acceptable response in the real world. Like: Hell yeah, fuck him! But really, she’d be charged with assault, isolated, harassed, and punished, possibly fired or put on unpaid suspension, for being an “uppity bitch who can’t take a compliment.”

did i excitedly text this video to, probably, too many people tonight when I saw it? Maybe.

JEB! 2016: He’ll Crank it to Supergirl, and He Doesn’t Care Who Knows

Who the fuck is asking Jeremy Renner’s opinion on anything?

I wonder what the Republicans are going to do if the people who bri- donate to them aren’t for their policy decisions anymore

I know! If you substitute the animals, this is how I pose for pics with my dad:

Maybe it's just me, but all I can see are child brides in their wedding portraits. Those poses are super creepy and couple-y. Not how I looked when I posed with my dad at my wedding, or any pictures. Ergh.