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Jeremy Renner has swiftly become one of those people who becomes less attractive/tolerable every time he opens his mouth.

ILU Nik Severson.

Fucking EW.

It’s official: giant corporations collectively possess more of a soul than any of the Republicans currently running for president.

His very existence makes me want to barf.

Man, I love Evan Peters as an actor, but I can’t stomach watching AHS. :/

THIS. I’m an atheist and my best friend group is comprised of a Christian, a wiccan, and an agnostic. We don’t judge each other for our various beliefs because we’re, y’know, not assholes.

...coming out as a Christian feels more fraught than coming out as gay.

I looooove that toner. It’s a Godsend.

As a woman raised by a single mother, they can all fuck right off.

I had a similar experience when I went to Tokyo with a study abroad group a few years ago. Myself and a few others were stoked to try all the local places we could. Everyone else: McD’s for every meal.

Fuck Wendy Williams.

THIS. I grew up in bumfuck small town Georgia and was VERY aware of how my family had less money than others, because it was always pointed out in some way or another.

THANK YOU. Several people I know keep acting like he’s the second coming of Christ, and I’m over here like “... did you miss the part where he’s still a bigot, orrr?”

WHAT THE FUCK.

Larry himself I enjoy, but I honestly don’t watch about half of his panel/table discussions because they often include people who have no damn idea what they’re talking about.

On a related note, my roommate neglected to tell me before I moved in that she’d once had bed bugs at another apartment, but she somehow “got rid of them” without the help of an exterminator.

I knew how big the damn thing was gonna be from the video thumbnail, but as soon as he tilted the camera to show it above him, I literally screamed “FUCK” at the top of my lungs. Nope nope nope a world of nope.

When I asked her what she meant by this, she didn’t have an answer.

That was the only part of the whole article I wasn’t 800% on board with.