Trump constantly reminds me of that clip of Rick James going on about having more sense than to ruin Eddie Murphy’s couch, and then within the same breath having a moment of lucidity about ruining Eddie Murphy’s couch.

You can still encrypt your device and use pass codes, not biometrics to lock it down. This may not be fool proof, but it does at least stymie law enforcement and when you do that you open them up to mistakes. When they make mistakes, a decent lawyer can use that against them in your favor.

That’s when you sell it to the next pie-eyed convert and get yourself the Bolt. Which is exactly what my BiL did.

Is that pronounced Fast-Ass Golf or Fast Ass-Golf?

Looks to me the ulterior motive for you not to drink those things is so you can act all sanctimonious towards the rest of us. Bravo.

If I followed your directions, I’d flood my kitchen with butter since there is no amount of butter that gives me pause.

Have we seen one with a NA sized license plate yet? That’s probably going to look even more hideous.

You freak out over the truth about CRVs and RAV4s and then espouse the merits of a car that is objectively more interesting than either of them. You’re an odd duck. Do you honestly consider the CX5 to be in the same boring, gave-up-on-life category as the CRV and RAV4? I mean, they’re not super far off, but at least…

lol

I think the difference is that if they aren’t offering appliances in the colors at the time, the colors really aren’t defining the age. If appliance makers had jumped on that hyper color trend instead of just clothing makers, then I’d agree it was the 80's signature colors, but they didn’t. They sold boring white…

Two glaring issues here. The #6 on a goddamed Chevy and TikTok. The rest, very interesting.

And, ignoring the whole dieselgate bullshit, they also have a less bat-shit annoying CEO. Don’t get me wrong, I like what Musk is doing, but he’s a huge asshole. His GF calling herself “Grimes” while also always looking like she’s covered in grime is kind of funny, though.

I don’t find the idea of an iced turd any more appealing than a fresh one. There’s no way Toyota isn’t clowning their fans with that acronym.

The issue is wrapping your mind around the mentality it takes for a person to be willing to put down that kind of money for an uninspiring appliance (or hang that kind of debt on themselves, more likely). There’s simply too many more interesting vehicles to choose from that don’t as furiously wave the white flag at…

That was an awful lot of effort wasted. I’m not OP, but I still feel OP’s question, when not being pedantic to the point of obnoxious about it, is valid enough. 

Dash lights = No Dice

You’re trying to be sarcastic, but it’s a valid question. The manufacturers are nothing if not stubbornly set in their ways. Preparing for a downturn, even if the UAW is there to be a thorn about it, is still a good idea but they can almost assuredly, to the last, be expected not to do it.

Even with a dryer, if you’re thinking a bidet alone is sufficient for getting the backside clean, you’re mistaken and should always take a swipe at that with TP or baby wipes before concluding your business. Trust me, your doggy style partners will really appreciate it.

Even with a dryer, if you’re thinking a bidet alone is sufficient for getting the backside clean, you’re mistaken…

Came to say the same. AWD is a deal breaker, never mind all the other things this car has going on that also make it a ND.

If you have an eye for cars, which admittedly I believe no CUV owner does, but if you do, you see that this is at least different and not a CRV or RAV4. That’s enough in my book for a car rag to call it “bold” considering the rest of the hot garbage being spewed into the maw of American consumerism is just that, hot…