There’s a sitting President a lot like that too. What an era to be alive in.

Your point was to shed blame from the lane squatter for the danger that they alone create by squatting. I’m sorry to inform you, but I haven’t only destroyed that point with facts and physics, I’ve also not given into your bullshit attempts to distract from the main point. So, again, you’ve failed.

There are a few things I’d be less likely to do than take advice from a lane-squatting delusional copy cat, but not many. If you could hold your breath while waiting for me to do so, everyone you don’t victimize with your squatting in the mean time will be the safer for it.

Good news, someone like me won’t kill you because we know what is dangerous driving and what isn’t, and don’t partake in the stupidity you advocate for: lane squatting, nor do we allow it to upset us because we’re good enough drivers that getting around your squatting CRV isn’t a challenge for us. It’s the people…

Hahaha, you love reusing my words. Do you not have an original thought of your own?

I seem to have struck a nerve with my educated assumptions about you, so I will also assume that that confirms them. You’re a lane squatting CRV owner (can’t call anything anyone in a CRV does “driving”, so we won’t).

I had hoped that your reading comprehension would have improved by now, but all hope is quickly slipping.  But, as an optimist, I still cling to a tiny shred for now.  Maybe some day you’ll accept that lane squatting in your appliance is dangerous and not sport.  Maybe.

This is just you throwing a bunch of your own behaviors and fantasies at the image of me you fantasize about daily. I hope you soon come to realize this for the safety of all the poor misfortune drivers that have to suffer through sharing the road with your lane squatting on a daily basis.

The student loan crisis fallacy rears its ugly head again. But the ugly truth is: You have student loans because you accepted the terms of a huge loan because you wanted to get a degree from a college or university outside of your budget. It’s that simple.

I haven’t lied

Did it take a while to look up the definitions of “deflect” and “obfuscate”? Did you need a nap? I see that you were only able to reuse one of the new words you’ve just learned, is that because while squatting in the left lane in your CRV you took a moment to actually check the road and lost your train of thought?…

You keep ignoring that fact that I called you out on your BS. You continue to try to defend lane squatting. You continue to try to obfuscate the point by insisting on a strawman tailgater fantasy. I’ve even pointed out the physics behind why the fantasy tailgater isn’t necessary for the squatter to create a hazard,…

You don’t need to list to me what you should be doing, you just need to live life as you are listing there and it will get better. Unfortunately I doubt you even realize you’re the one needing said advice. But you do. Because not only do you fantasize about people who rightfully disagree with your shitposts online, …

I love how you continue to psych yourself up not to lie, and project at the beginnings of your posts, too bad you can’t help yourself even with the pre-chants.

So you’re refusing to become a better, safer person? I know that would mean giving up 2 things you love, the CRV and lane squatting, but dude, I’m telling you, you and those around you will be better and, more importantly, safer for it.

These are wise words you should follow. Seriously, the moment you accept your terrible driving and inability to take responsibility for your terrible driving, you’ll be a safer person to share the road with.

Stop what? Insisting you face reality and give up your fantasies? Not gonna happen.

I hope you’re wrong, a return to what the original Ranger was would be the right direction, but obviously the masses will most likely ruin everything the same way they’ve forced the rest of us to give up our souls with their ridiculous glut of crossovers that destroyed the sedan and wagon segments.

With this detachment from reality, and your dogged insistence that reality is lies, and alternative facts are truth you could be president one day.

Continuing to prove you’re incapable of accepting responsibility for not just your own willful ignorance, but also your dangerous lane squatting behavior.