Yeah but you can also make money sitting at home working for Google if you're my friend's, brother's, dog's, previous-owner's, mother's, second-cousin twice removed.

I was thinking it was a horrible place/time to make a joke. And then I read the comments on here and realized we are a raising a bunch of pussies who really like to choose to be offended. It was a dumb joke between coworkers, does it really bother anyone here that much? Grow a spine already.

Did you watch it? I'm being serious here, Dana White is a douche and an easy target, but if you watched those fights you would not be commenting like this.

Actually, Timothy, I had not heard that joke. Maybe you need to take a closer look at the kind of people you've been hanging out with.

Well. Double standards and blaming people for attacks one on them is fucked up. But a boss, or an institution do have a right (and sometimes reasons) to specify dress codes.

feel like we need to see how egregious the dress code violations are for some context. It matters that she's a woman not a man calling students these things. We had a principal like this on HS that would roam the balls with a ruler. Telling all of us that people will never respect you if you're walking around dressed…

I imagine peeing at all with a boner at all has to be difficult. I would just get in the shower and blast the wall I think.

Alright lets see if I can do this.

This is a very important question.

So I've been pissing on all those kids for nothing? I need to get my money back from the R. Kelly School of Being a Man. This is just one of my many complaints.

Like a houseguest. Marvelous at first and full of possibilities, but if left unsupervised for too long, they can be a real pain.

This seems to be the most common reverse misunderstanding:

I maintain the most difficult aspect of becoming an attorney was having to write a paragraph in cursive before starting the LSAT.

And fuck New York, too.

Speaking of truth, fact check your statement there.

Just a personal preference, friend. Also, my exam was not lost in the ether and I slept fine between both days without freaking the fuck out wondering if my exam would count for anything, so, there's that.

In 1982, Joel Youngblood got a hit off of Fergue Jenkins in Chicago day game. Got traded mid game. Flew to Philly and got a hit off of Steve Carlton that night.

Man, calm down.

This isn't trolling at all. After his performances in Super Bowls XLII and XLVI, Brady is definitely one of New York's greatest heroes.

Michael Vick's Consequences: