In my state, an engagement ring is a conditional gift and thus is returned to the giver if for whatever reason the engagement is called off (thus, anyone who sold their rings hopefully had some reserve cash for the lawsuit). Is this not standard across the country?

The Mueller Report will demonstrate that there is no evidence that Andrew Luck's balls were deflated by midway through the second quarter.

Forget that. Simply message them #BUTTSTUFF2015 and they'll be all over you.

Detroit has Calvin Johnson, Miguel Cabrera, Pavel Datsyuk, Justin Verlander, and Ndamukong Suh. Nationally-recognized star power is not lacking.

Use this miracle power to heal Jimmy Howard.

So, uh, who the fuck is starting at QB in Columbus next year?

"You think THAT drive was bad..."

Mah Gawd! Here comes Triple H with a steel chair!

How Texan-y is your accent?

Fucking Canucks cheering for rapist. Despicable. Now everyone shut up. Kobe's leading the Lakers to another comeback. GO BLACK MAMBA

as should all the attention-seekers who withhold their ballots and screw over guys like Tim Raines in the process.

this "abstaining from voting" talk is such bullcrap. Yes, the system is broken. Yes, it needs an overhaul. But by trying to punish the system, you are punishing the very people you're trying to protect: the players whose careers have earned recognition. Mike Piazza and Tim Raines didn't create this system, and yet…

I'm 25. My entire life has been Lionsgate. My dad's 52. Poor bastard.

Watching that renewed sense of energy was like witnessing the Birth Of A Nation.

While my initial reaction solely from looking at the headline was one of surprise, looking at the list of who was chosen, there's not a glaring example of "this person should not be here instead of OBJ." Curious, Drapes, who would you bump? (Caveat- you must choose a WR, and not, say, a safety.)

Cue the Team America "Republicans are dicks, Democrats are pussies, and Kim Jung is an asshole who needs to get fucked by a dick with some balls before both our dicks and pussies get covered in shit" speech.

Fitting you call Rogen a douchebag, because you are a giant pussy.

By being one of the persons giddily sharing the details of the leaks instead of letting it rot in some dark corner of the Internet, Nick Denton et al sold us all out for a few nickels.

If there was ever a time when "Republicans are dicks, Democrats are pussies, and Kim Jung is an asshole" was 100% accurate and appropriate, it's right now at this very moment.

I am typically the last person to play the "liberals are pussies" card, but you are such a pussy.