Before you get all outraged, just remember that Britney Spears and K-Fed got legitimately married, and we let it happen.

If your sister was abused by her fiancé, you wouldn't wonder why in the world she was still with him? Really.

Eagerly awaiting the next edition of Gawker Media's "Ranked": NFL criminal acts.

Not trolling- what are the policies and track records of other leagues re. handling domestic abuse? Does the NFL differ significantly or is it similar?

Great, another reason to call me Needle Dick :/

On the plus side, I will gladly fork over a little extra pocket change to Obama if it means that that needle goes nowhere near my penis.

As a guy, what's my favorite form of birth control? Easy. I just pee on a stick. It's never come back as positive.

Assuming these superior athletes playing a violent game for a living have an enormously-high level of testosterone compared to the rest of us, compounded with brain trauma, my question is where do you draw the line re. personality disorders? Further, why should the mere existence of any disorders change our opinion or…

Sorry, at work and forgot that mention.

Kareem Abdul Jabbar-http://ti.me/1CIvcXY

The players' jocks were also going to have a Constitutional design, but they couldn't ensure equal protection.

He's had similar meetings with Suh several times; those aren't a new thing.

Toronto Loonies/Toronto Toonies would also work.

#SexPositive

"if you're trying to interject a cheesy selfie into this conversation, the Internet will come for your head"

Pro-Western. Neo Nazis. Can't have one without the other, really.

Add Stockholm Syndrome to the list of NFL-related brain injuries.

You're coming to the ER with me, leather.

At least he's not on Twitter telling fantasy owners to pick up Forsett, while keeping an eye on Taliaferro. I see you, TMR.

Tom, can you leave a few quotes for those of us at work? Please and thank you.